[2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next What's this racket? and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. [70], Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixArgus Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, Although Filch disliked most students, Harry Potter was one of those he disliked most. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Thus, the caretaker started to support Umbridge and follow her orders. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. [9], Later on, Filch and Madam Pomfrey oversaw the evacuation procedure of underage students and of those not willing to fight, via the Room of Requirement. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. 1. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. (And if you want your Potter clean, weve got a list of our favorite HPfanfiction for you.). Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. This content contains affiliate links. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. Neznm mu vyzvd, jak se tam Harry dostal a Harry, i kdy je ze zatku proti, zane vyprvt svj dlouh pbh, a dokud se nedostane k incidentu, kter ho dostal do t uliky. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. [62], Due to Harry's dislike of Filch, Harry twice jinxed him with Langlock in his sixth year, humiliating Filch much to the amusement of everyone who witnessed it.[71]. There are so many different potential pairings and/or groupings with which fanfic authors can play around. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. InA Perfect Dream World by arobynsung, everyones favorite Quidditch girls Alicia Spinnett, Angelina Johnson, and Katie Bell get together. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. 7. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . Why would he? [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey, LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World, LEGO Harry Potter: Characters of the Magical World, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Fantastic Beasts: Cases from the Wizarding World, Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor, Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, "World Exclusive Interview with J K Rowling,", South West News Service interview with JKR, Writing by J. K. Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. 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