She sat down, and when she got up . . MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA She'll call a truce, Bruce. The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO The most precious gift the natural world can bestow upon us has been handed to you. What? Hortensia Alternate. MAN: We'll have to change his school. Yourself, Matilda? The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. Lights up. Come on!] Tim Minchin, Alice is one of Matildas classmates. MRS WORMWOOD What are you waiting for? Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. Yes! Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. You're just wasting enerGy, DOCTOR . A few! You've made an awful error. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, He's over there, under those coats. Thirteen times two is twenty-six. I can see A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X. We don't want to burst a blood vessel on your first day. Oh, yes. Quite a long way, I think. Could I speak to you for a moment, please? BRUCE turns back around and the scene unfreezes. . Sawyer Nunes. Hup, two, four, free. BRUCE wilts by the desk. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Alice? You gotta give yourself permission to shine. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. Between you and it, The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS hang their heads. And if you can't read sentences, you've got no chance with books. MR WORMWOOD And people would come from miles around: kings! The scene switches to the Wormwood's living room. You have to put it right. Someone told her I did it, but I never! He's my dance partner. "thinking". MISS TRUNCHBULL That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? . What? What? And this . You just need to keep your feet inside the line. Eat! . He is egotistical, rude, and not very bright, not to mention a liar. Do you think in that moment, when my big moment came, MR WORMWOOD [to MICHAEL] Get up, boy. [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] MRS PHELPS to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! MATILDA Mr Wormwood! I mean . You wouldn't beat them in a race! Matilda, you are so smart. She daintily reaches up and captures a figurine of a woman throwing the hammer.]. [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] MRS WORMWOOD [He rips the towel off to reveal that his hair is green.] MRS WORMWOOD brushes past MATILDA with a sound of utter disgust. See, I know your headmistress. A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. Six times two is twelve. And I've told her all about you and your smarty-pants ideas. MATILDA MRS PHELPS screams and exits. MISS HONEY MRS PHELPS MRS WORMWOOD It was the biggest burp I had ever done. To hammer throwing, life, and school Isn't there something you can do? Every day starts with the tick of a clock. He drops it again. See! Oh, let's put it this way. google_color_bg="EDC7C2"; Mr. Wormwood Matilda's father. See you next week. He did what you asked. They're trying to scare us. . DOCTOR Two, three, four! MATILDA stares up at her for several long seconds. I've got a plane to catch at three. Crime and Punishment . [They start chattering. I don't know. Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition. [She presses an intercom on her desk.] You don't use sympathy or tenderness. Even if what you got is not a lot. Are they good runners? She hadn't seen a doctor until she was five, since her parents had simply forgotten she'd be in need of healthcare. And if you cry it will be double. MRS WORMWOOD [to MATILDA] You! You spend us into trouble and you expect me to get us out. That's right, sir. Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. The school bell rings and all the children march out. Platinum blonde hair dye. Smile for mother! My daddy says I'm his special little guy. No, sir. and look at reading. . Like hell! Look. Stuff it in. Please! Well, Matilda Wormwood. You'll fit it in. Nicholas Nickleby . My daddy says I'm his special little . . Gloria Magitum! If I let this little girl fall? Subscribe Musical Quotes. Gender: Female. . The live stage adaptation takes place at Cambridge Theatre in London's West End and is booking throughout 2021 in to 2022. Nigel . MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! It was the age of wisdom . A little less flat, a lot more heel. But if I try I can remember, Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? Oh, did I not mention? . A purple spotlight starts to make its way from Bruce across the classroom. Set in 1765, during the reign of Louis XV, an epic adventure based in part on a well-known French legend. That's it! I'll come back later, then. The other dancers and judges exit, leaving MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in a dramatic position. The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord. 11. Well? [to MISS HONEY] You don't! The group sets off party poppers down the line. And . You gotta get up! So mark your calendars and get ready for a Watch 'Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical". See more at http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p018ckq9Matilda was among the nominees for the prestigious BBC Radio 2 Audience Award at the 2013 Oliviers - watc. They're individual! You will soon (C) see there's no escaping trageDy. With her, it's all "books" and "stories". He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. MATILDA Honest. A little less dressing like your mum. MISS TRUNCHBULL If you took your time , CHILDREN An extraordinary girl with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination takes a daring stand to change her story with miraculous results. No, not there! BRUCE CHILDREN I am FULLwhen and onlywhen the Headmistress says I am FULL. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted . Oh, Matilda! . She puts it down on the desk behind BRUCE. MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] A student at school with Matilda. Dosvedoo-dah. How much, exactly are we talking about? "Lovely"? She then steps forward and hugs MISS HONEY tightly. You don't need happiness or self-esteem. MR WORMWOOD MISS HONEY Loud, loud, loud, loud! He's a small, ratty man, with luscious black hair. MATILDA CHILDREN 2 He got a C on his report! Completely different cars, sir. . More than one. Why? You have to force the little squits to toe the line! My hands are tied. The ACROBAT enters from the back of the stage, and the ESCAPOLOGIST takes her by the hand. What am I gonna do? . BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. [He laughs then peters out.] I have to tell you, Headmistress, that in . And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, Discover and share Quotes From Matilda The Musical. MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. Matilda Wormwood is an exception . Another flaming book? BIG KID [TAMIKA] Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. MR WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD An exception. Might she be a little brighter than her class? She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. Yes, sir. The Carole King Musical. Back. google_color_text="5F6A72"; . Miracle! "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. . . The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. 2. [He laughs.] . Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. Two, three, four. Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. Claiming that they know stuff we don't know. Matilda tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a sharp mind and a vivid imagination, dares to take a stand to change her story with miraculous results. MRS WORMWOOD is behind the curtain. I don't want green hair. ], MISS HONEY . The Escapologist: A circus performer in Matilda's story who comes to life through her imagination. Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Musical Theatre Quotes. The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. amanda, hortensia . WOMAN: She's just delightful. . There's nothing to fear. I'm Lavender, and I think it's probably for the best if we're best friends! RUDOLPHO Alice Alternate . MISS HONEY Like Romeo and Juliet, THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. Yes. Bruce! Let out your belt. Stand back, son! BRUCE And I am a prince. MATILDA Do all those brains in your head give you a headache? MATILDA starts pouring the hair dye into the Oil of Violets bottle. What you know matters less Oh, yes. Isn't there some more? [BRUCE] Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, Bambinatum! Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS take off their blazers and throw them on top of him. Why? The last thing I do is think about my linesand take deep breaths. And today is a very special day: your first day of school! Forgotten, by everyone except, that is [She pulls her coat over her head.] We have everything . I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. Hm? Four COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. Stop being pathetic, Jenny. MISS HONEY laughs and exits down the stairs at the front of the stage. We have everything . . MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. But time is the one thing no one is master of. MRS WORMWOOD A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. . Hortensia . Oh, very rich. And remember to be eXtremely careful. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. MATILDA . This uncorrupted mind. Past Lavender. MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage] These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.". In my school? As me. RUDOLPHO Have to admit If you're stuck in your story and want to get out, MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN Oh, it's Miss Honey. Please! No one's going to listen if you don't shout. in my opinion, this little girl should be placed in the top form with the eleven-year-olds! The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. 2022, 1h 57min - Family, Comedy, Musical +2 Family, Comedy, Musical +2 It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. . BIG KID [BEN] Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. You have to put it right . Yes, sir. We cannot simply place her in the top form with the eleven-year-olds. But my mummy likes them! And even if you put in heaps of effort, You see, the Trunchbull's cake was so good that I'd scoffed it down too quick, and now it was beginning to fight back. He was very kind. He's fantastic! but i'm his little soldier! ACT 1. Hortensia Buckets is a character in Matilda the Musical, As an acceded extra Hortensia appears in the following song "School Song" "Bruce "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up(reprise)" "Miracle" Jessica Adair Daisy Brophy Shyanne Sanders Oonagh Cox Fleur Houdijk Katie Lee Lauren Henson (September 2017-Present) Vaidile Jonikas (September 2017-Present) Isabella Aleppo (March 2018 . I've got a whole house to look after! Matilda! Oh. Creep on back to that library of yours or something. No one is as handsome, strong as me. . Er, what books did you read? This story of a girl who dreams of a better . have you read a whole book? Just because you find that life's not fair, it I believe that . BOTH: What a dear! Great, big, question-asking . Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! Oh, my word, he's an ugly little thing. MR WORMWOOD Who wants stories? Oh, no, you are not "full". It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist. Jack and Jill went up the hill Auuurrrgh! "'The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage', and it is the most dangerous feat ever known to man! Meet Aisling Ferris - "Alice" in "Matilda the Musical" . Please! queens! matilda the musical played its final broadway performance january 1 2017. matilda the musical is currently playing in london until december 2023 and korea until feb 2023. follow us. That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. MRS WORMWOOD An adaptation of the Tony and Olivier award-winning musical. MATILDA pauses for several moments, holding the dolls in front of her contemplatively. Matilda The Musical is about Matilda Wormwood - an extraordinary child who has a gift for learning and other unusual talents. "Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. A wonderful new person is about to come into your life to bring love, and magic, and happiness, and wonder! DOCTOR Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? Charlie Hodson-Prior as Bruce Bogtrotter: a kid from Crunchem Hall Primary . Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. . Matilda JR . google_color_link="000000"; MATILDA The gate rolls away. Matilda the Musical is Rei Yamauchi Fulker's first acting credit. In a rural province of France, a mysterious creature is leaving a trail of mutilated . BRUCE BIG KID [RYAN] Matilda - Musical. Hmm. Yep! Ten times two is twenty. The seed of a war in the creak of a floorboard. The hat rack is taken away. Somewhere along the way, my dear, But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up That's not fair! But the "tomato" is a very good word. Meet Matilda. Well, this crime took place before school started. One times two is two. Mind? MATILDA I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD Her mind is incredible. Did you hear what he said? Just because you find that life's not fair, it Alice Pumpernickle is a character from Matilda the Musical Alice appears in the following songs "Miracle" "School Song" "The Hammer" "Bruce" "When I Grow Up" "The Smell of Rebellion" "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up (reprise)" Jessica Daugirda Ellie Simons Annabel Parsons Alicia Gould Jemima Morgan Annabel Parsons Maisy-May Woods-Smeeth (March 2016-present) Tia Palamathanan (September . They're always saying that, in fact. MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. They dance to the same routine until MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO overtake them with more complicated choreography. At night, they listened to the silence of their big, empty house, and they would imagine how beautiful it would be if it was filled with the sounds of a child playing. A man in business simply cannot fail to get noticed when he looks like this. BIG KIDS Twelve times two is twenty-four. . Review Highlight: THE DROWSY CHAPERONE - Scottsdal. The secret to my success is this. BRUCE Oh, that's where it's at! Oliver Twist . Although Matilda features many iconic . said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. Come stai? Nonsense. I think in effect, . [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] I'm not hinting, but if you did happen to have a story you wanted . . ALICE and HORTENSIA It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage. My name is Miss Honey. But I didn't . "We have everything that the world has to offer," said the wife. MR WORMWOOD paces the stage. Knock on the door, Jenny. What? Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] Tomorrow at one? And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. Wot? Thank you for suggesting it. Is the first word . Mrs Trunchbull Matilda The Musical Quotes 13 The Musical Quotes Wicked Quotes Musical Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee . Ow! ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE No, it's fine. They never stood a chance. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. Babes, I'm on fire, here! And sailed high up, up above the stands It's the mileage. If you want to throw the hammer for your country. I don't know. [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. . You cannot see squat . "It is our destiny ". BIG KIDS Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. A little more bah-da, ba ba ba-da bom! I was flying past the stars on silver wings matilda said. MISS HONEY She's going to be your teacher. My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout . In a musical, in the second act, there's often . There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as . No one's gonna tell you when to wiggle your bumba. Yes. MRS WORMWOOD Nigel One of the kids at school with Matilda. She was mean and cruel like you can hardly imagine. Stop scaring your mother with that book, boy. BIG KIDS . . Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. Matilda, that . The lackey is wearing a shirt that reads "Wormwood Moturs". NIGEL as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. MATILDA stands at the front of the stage as her classmates walk in and the desks rise from the ground. But Matilda can calculate complicated figures in her head in an instant! Lavender: Matilda's self-proclaimed best friend. Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. She is tired of living in fear under Miss Trunchbull. . Matilda the Musical is an Olivier Award-winning musical written by Dennis Kelly, with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin. WEEK AT A GLANCE: February 13-February 19, 2023. My daddy says I'm his special little guy. Her mind? And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . National Green Hair Day! . Oh, my head! MATILDA gazes at their dramatic display non-chalantly and holds out a palm to them. Good Lord, woman, have you started already? . 22. The most common thing in life is life . Content has never been less important, so People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. google_color_border="EDC7C2"; Well? I mean, my mum wanted me to stay at home with her. I'm not strong like you, Matilda. Now, look. Used to compete in the Olympics, throwing the hammer! She's a tiny girl with brown hair. RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. Matilda's girl classmates. Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. I have suffered in this Jail, ORANGE SKIES - Space 55 - March 31-April 9, 2023. A large iron gate made of square holes of various sizes rolls in from both sides of the stage. Words Of Wisdom. MRS WORMWOOD No one's gonna tell you when to shake your tush. The company lines up on both sides of the middle of the stage. So go and put some highlights in your hair. MISS TRUNCHBULL finishes writing the word "GUILTY" on the board. AMANDA I am a princess! Well, I needed to learn to read words so that I could read sentences. This child doesn't have a "thingie" . Ten! The teacher's clearly falling short. If you're an escapologist, I must be an acrobat to balance that lot. And Jenny's outside. the Acrobat's sister, a frightening woman who used to be an Olympic-class hammer-thrower, who loved nothing better than to scare the children of the town. CHILDREN 1 . Did I drift off and dream for a minute or two? ACROBAT and ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] Come on! No excuse, Bruce. Semi-Spanish gown OLDER KIDS Must be a strong comedic actor Sergei- age range 20s-60s, baritone, Russian mafia boss who is after Mr. Wormwood Doctor- age range 20s-60s, high tenor with a comfortable top A. Look, is this gonna take much longer, doctor? It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. And so you think you're A-ble My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. He surely can't! Well, take another! Now, can anyone read this? Matilda Wormwood! My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! . MR WORMWOOD tickles him and MICHAEL laughs suddenly, then falls back into his normal dull expression. This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. Yes, Miss Trunchbull, please, you can! MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. I can be a soldier. . All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. Oil of Violets hair tonic for men. Back before my life had eNded, He surely can't! BIG KID [BEN] Everyone's favorite ogre is back in this hilarious stage spectacle, based on the Oscar-winning smash hit film and outrageous Broadway musical. With her kind teacher, Miss Honey . Oh, parle Italiano? Someone poured a whole can of syrup onto Trunchbull's chair. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, You might as well be . But I shan't enjoy it, because of the despicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight. Do you think you could tell me what two times twenty-eight is? A flaming escapologist? Their furniture is wheeled off the stage and a hat rack with MR WORMWOOD's hat and an umbrella is brought center stage. I should be dancing the Tarentella . Yes! I'm not guilty! You're just wasting energy, You listen here, my dear, bruce it's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. A model of a grand old house rolls in from the back of the stage. Has my daddy told ya MICHAEL sits on his lap. To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess. Winter Jarrett Glasspool as Amanda Thripp: Matilda's classmate whose pigtail braids trigger a scary moment with Mrs. Trunchbull. Okay! Wonderful. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. . She stops in triumph. You are not alone. (Bruce!) A beautiful, beautiful little girl. Ow! . . A bell rings. MISS HONEY is left in a pile stage right. . [He throws the cigarette into the audience.] COUPLES, CHILDREN, and DOCTOR We never thought it was possible, Prettier barrelina! Hello! . The Wormwoods laugh. "It is called," said the husband, announcing the event to the world's press, who had gathered to listen with bated breath [The voice of the ESCAPOLOGIST echoes her words.] "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! Every student has grown in confidence and skill; singing songs and learning crazy, complex choreography. And if it's not right, In . My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, Oh! A boy with no fingie? [She stands and approaches MISS HONEY menacingly, towering over her.] You shall be destroyed. . You gotta be loud! Get on with it. Yes. Your parents must think they have won the lottery having a child like you. Stood! 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. . MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA grabs her books and runs off the front of the stage. You can't. This show would not be possible without its terrific cast, who have worked tirelessly in rehearsals and learning lines at ridiculous speed! MR WORMWOOD takes a mirror that MRS WORMWOOD brandishes. The less you have to say, the louder you yell it. Let's leave maths for the time being . . DOCTOR Past Alice. What?! MISS HONEY See more ideas about matilda quotes, matilda, quotes. One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days. Qui mon fella Italiano. . I ate the lot! MRS PHELPS enters. Look at that! Matilda? MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage]"It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical (2022) centers on Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir), a girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind, and a vivid imagination, and the worst parents (Andrea Riseborough and Stephen Graham) in the world, who attends a school run by an abusive headmistress, Miss Trunchbull (Emma Thompson). MISS HONEY Now, the secret to my success in business is . . You chose books. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. MISS HONEY exits off the front of the stage. . Yes! With Alisha Weir, Emma Thompson, Lashana Lynch, Stephen Graham. But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. A NURSE is holding a baby, which cries. The table stops and the hands hit the ground. Then after several seconds, he picks it up and returns to the cake with renewed vigour. Did I let myself go. [She grabs a baton with a yellow ribbon attached to it and starts twirling to the music.] BRUCE Before I first heard the pealing of the bell. MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN MRS WORMWOOD It is based on the children's novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. MISS TRUNCHBULL Bye-bye, sir. It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. Bruce lets out a truly enormous burp, but really, really enormous, it goes on for ever. No! I did! Has incredible upper-body strength. MR WORMWOOD unwraps the blanket that the baby is swathed in. MATILDA And that's not right. That's not right. MR WORMWOOD [She takes MATILDA by the wrist and leads her to ERIC's desk.] MRS PHELPS What? The scene unfreezes. CHILDREN Great, big, strong, scary woman she is. . Are you going to tell me a story or not? I don't want another one. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN You could have heard a fly burp. Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. I shall pound you. Just so you all know, she's my best friend! MR WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD Even me. LAVENDER MR WORMWOOD What is it? ? Is there still time for the Bi-Annual Inter-Championship Amateur Sausage . (Performs - Children, Doctor, Mrs Wormwood, Mr Wormwood, Matilda, Company) My mummy says I'm a miracle. You really don't know anything, do you? . That I treated the rules with casual disdain? . . She just picked him up, swung him around, and threw him out the . Now, do any of you know any of your two times tables? MATILDA MATILDA THE MUSICAL. 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