If you're familiar with the mythology of centaurs, seeing a screaming woman get hauled away by a bunch of them gives you the same feeling you get in Deliverance when Ned Beatty falls into the hands of the hillbillies, or when Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames wind up imprisoned by the same in Pulp Fiction. !" PS1. And don't forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter to get sexy, sexy jokes sent straight to your news feed. This book one of my Shadow Warrior Series. NOT! Are you frightened by MS Paint and simply have a funny idea? This story takes place in fourth year. What if Arnold actually took the role in Stop! She did not want to become the person that he doted on the most. . Harry Potter has always known he was different. That is, until a hope is discovered or rather.. a magical Veela is discovered which could save the Boy-Who-Lived once and for all. Now everything's a little different and it started the very second he re-entered the magical world. What if Dumbledore was the bad guy Theres a layer of metal floating in the sky above you right now. . ***Book 2 of the Wright Family SeriesBook 1: Mommy, Where Is Daddy? Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more. Unable to handle James and Sirius bullying/abusing him on a daily basis and being used by everyone as an anger release, Severus is possessed by Nihilego, who fuses with him. This work could have adult content. The war may be over, but the threat to his life is just beginning. Check out Rowling's reaction: Q: In the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore said his brother was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat; what were the inappropriate charms he was practicing on that goat? Harry doesn't eat them, but his friend Ron does, at which point he becomes a slack-jawed lust-obsessed zombie who has to be cured by a teacher just so he can function again. The groundskeeper at Hogwarts is Rubeus Hagrid, an abnormally huge but kind man who is universally beloved by the good guys. -Weasely!Bashing (Minus Bill,Charlie and the twins) . So imagine the black market in the wizarding world that exists for the hairs of, say, famous starlets, with dudes giving themselves several hours' access to famous genitals. Then sign up for our writers workshop! Umbridge sat bolt upright, looking around wildly. and what happens when they slowly fall in love with each other will she melt his frozen heart, and will he heals hers? It was clear from Harry's expression that no matter how angry he got and no matter how much he wished to punch straight through Lockhart's face, he was going to hold his temper and behave as he behaved with his uncle. Snape seethed. Yeah, that's Norman Bates shit right there. Hedwig girl, i'm sorry i have no food please quiet down" she hands me a piece of paper before flying away. (although i may not use your request.) Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Fourth year. The 'juice enables anyone to take the physical form of any person. Bullying The boy leads trouble from the moment he set foot on the stones of Hogwarts, and yet, the troubles seem deeper and much darker than usual. Harry is pale, deathly so, and the only colour on his face are the twin splotches of unnatural red on his cheeks. The blonde-haired professor struggled to keep his face stern. Dumbledore is a good guy and Lucius and Voldemort are really bad guys if I remember correctly it had a lot of chapters. All credit goes to Fuck_It_ Harry Potter is a very powerful wizard.He isn't afraid of dying.He will show what he is capable of and many people will fear him.This is a very random story from our Harry Potter universe.Let me show you a new adventure from our beloved wizard. At least that was what he thought when he spotted Lockhart, under a shield charm walking towards him. Harry has never been the innocent boy. Kas knows it can't be true but she is too weak to argue until she starts to go through an unusual transformation and display abilities that are not normal for a werewolf. In a desperate attempt to escape, he runs home to the Dursleys, and swears off magic. From that day forward, he vows to never utter another word again. According to Albus Dumbledore, Voldemort's mother Merope Gaunt grew up in a dump that was the wizard equivalent of impoverished West Virginia. (Not mine story made by an ao3 account named Werebunny87). This is the first book of the Hadrian Potter series. Charlus Potter is wrongly declaired the boy who lived. The great Harry Potter received a letter from Gringotts saying that he just received his creature inheritance. Severus wanted to show Harry that he could tell him anything. Imagine a universe where this stuff actually existed. 17-year-old Brook Grigsby's life was never the same after her father died. Little did anyone know that Harry Potter, Charles younger twin, the actual child of the prophecy is. Well, unless you count the part where she is abducted and gang raped by centaurs in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. But they fall through the Veil and bring someone along with them. wbwl, drarry- he with the avada kedavra green eyes !!!DISCONTINUED!!! At least, he never told an adult. You can create an infograpic and you could be on the front page of Cracked.com tomorrow! The Ministry of Magic is terrible. They went inside and Harry felt his rage boil up as he saw Ron,his family, and Hermione. Even rudimentary? *Highest Ranking* Language: English Words: 54,147 Chapters: 46 /46 145 Kudos: 898 Bookmarks: 178 Hits: 30696 He whimpered as he hardened even more. Chelsea Handler got a nun high, because duh. Its apparently impossible to buy off a guilty conscience, I sometimes wonder if fear isnt just Gods way of saying, Pay attention, this could be fun, Hes worse than a frickin shark with a laser beam strapped to its head, Me and my team of researchers are proud to report that water is wet, Rock slaps back this Saturday in the live Netflix special Selective Outrage. And no, we are not talking about Hagrid but his full-giant half-brother Grawp, who was the product of good old-fashioned giant sex between Fridwulfa and a male giant, complete with giant-sized schwanzstucker. When she realizes he has no ability to smell the scent of his mate, what could Princess Jasmin do, when the mate she romantically dreams of has no idea she is his mate?As Alpha Zero swore an alliance with the Alpha King. The Alpha's own thirst for conquering neighboring packs lands him in hot water with the council, a governing body made up of every type of supernatural creature that keeps the peace. Not knowing how to deal with this new information Harry turns to an unlikely person, Severus Snape. The boy who lived , the golden boy , the saviour , Harry Potter. Work Search: For more unsettling undertones, check out 5 Classic Board Games With Disturbing Origin Stories and 6 Horrifying Implications of Awesome Fantasy Movie Universes. She was fine being a loner, an outcast, a nobody. Did you meet with dumbledore today. That all changes when he gets a letter from Hogwarts. . This is the first book out of 7 Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs The Mudblood 3,321 pages Completed December 18, 2017 Kirsten 'Yeah, she shows signs of life if you do this,' said Ron, and with his tongue he made soft clip-clopping noises. We like to think that on the way back to school, Harry asked "So what do you suppose those centaurs are going to do to the professor?" That little boy is none other than Harry Potter. and second well I wouldn't say it to be exactly bad as Harry Potter never made it to his mug. She put up a face and even wished her best friend and ex-boyfriend all the best!Claiming to already be in a relationship, Gabrielle walked up to a stranger and kissed him outright! Harry didn't want to react this way. Her stepdad is a werewolf, and among his people, she's known as 'Missy Mistake' because, to them, she should've never been born.Ryder Williams has taken his brother's name and place in the exchange with his uncle's pack, Black Mountain so that he can find a way to bring his uncle's cruel reign to an end. Someone has to pick up the pieces of Harry's broken soul. There isn't a Triwizard Tournament. She was forced to leave and go far away after giving birth to a child.Three years later, she encountered the man again by accident. Why is Hermione suddenly in love with Snape? One night he is running patrol and him and his wolf catch an unfamiliar scent and find a naked she-wolf passed out.what will happen when Laura wakes up and finds out she had run straight into the land belonging to their king. Andy Dick and Scott Adams make Joe Rogan seem like the sanest guy in the room, Renfield gave Cage a taste for blood that hasn't been satisfied in one feeding. Disclaimer - THIS STORY DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. That little boy is none other than Harry Potter. . and our An Ungentlemanly Disagreement, by Filippo Argenti, 5 Classic Board Games With Disturbing Origin Stories, 6 Horrifying Implications of Awesome Fantasy Movie Universes, Lying for More Money Makes Cash Less Satisfying, The Time A Billionaire Funded A True Lies Sequel for His Son, The Funniest Craig Ferguson Jokes and Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame, All the Times Saturday Night Lives Lorne Michaels Was as Bad as Dr. Thats true, well, most of it.Thats what Harry thought, but he couldnt possibly know that his beloved wife, Ginny Potter, would cheat on him, he couldnt Everything gets a lot more interesting when Harry Potter Shows up. Books two and three were previously posted on their own but have now been added onto the end of this one for a more cohesive reading experience! I take story edit requests, so message me to let me know. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. *END SPOILER*. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? Now imagine what pedophiles would do with it. Hazel Potter was Harry's twin sister. my updates are random but close together Unfortunately for him, a certain professor has other plans. But that won't stop him from uncovering the truth. -Potter!Bashing Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. It's the perfect disguise, and it's not just their face -- you assume their entire physical body. It started with small things, easily explained away as a trick of the light. Severus just never expected to be the one to do it. And who is the mysterious blonde beauty Snape has been seen with? Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. After a minute playing with Harry's penis, he went over to Cedric to do the same. When Ellie catches a window of opportunity, she escapes and finds a friendly pack to take her in. It's a story about how Harry finds his true family. What if James Potter is alive? So, that is my answer to YOU. On The Halloween night two terrible mistakes were made. If they became friends? . Kas knows it can't be true but she is too weak to argue . In another, the famous centaur Nessus was killed while trying to rape a woman. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. When all hope seems lost for Ellie, the Moon Goddess intervenes, and sends Ellie her warrior mates. I flinched at the incline of volume and change in tone. " But will Gilderoy love him back? Y? 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